I poop, therefore I am (sticker)
Imbue your favorite drinking vessel with this sticker depicting the ancient wisdom and philosophy of Socrafeces: "I poop, therefore I am." The meaning of this statement is rooted in the fact that scientists estimate the human body has approximately as many cells as it does microbial cells on and within us. The human to microbial cell balance is so delicate that a single bowel movement can tip the balance in our favor given how many bacterial cells are found in poop. Which might explain why some days you might not feel quite yourself, you might be feeling more microbial than human.
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Size & fit
The sticker is high quality vinyl (produced by Sticker Ninja, Portland OR), coming in at a size of roughly 2x3", and kiss cut to excentuate the sticker's natural curves.
Shipping details
Because I get these stickers bulk printed, they will be hand shipped by me as soon as I can get them out the door. I promise to get these stickers shipped within 1-3 business days and sent via USPS. Thank you for your understanding and patience!
